Well, this is unfortunate. I seem to have misplaced my camera on the way to Saqqara, location of the Step Pyramid of Djoser (designed by the renowned Imhotep himself). I vaguely recall last seeing the device in the men's bathroom of the restaurant where we went for lunch. While conducting my business, I may have accidentally kicked it under the gap between my stall and the one next to me while it was set on an automatic timer. I have no idea what happened to it after that, but I did notice that the toilet in that stall was stopped up and the water in the bowl overflowing.
I feel really terrible about this, dear readers. Luckily for you, Polly volunteered to use his expert artistic skills to reconstruct the scene for posterity. He is such a stand-up guy.
|"Why are you taller than me, Polly?"|
Yet, I think I ought to purchase a replacement camera at the first opportunity.