You won't believe this but right now I'm composing this diary entry from the interior of the new Library of Alexandria. Built in 2002 as a kind of homage to the original, this institution is state-of-the-art and is designed with a sleek, modern look, vaguely resembling the interior of an alien spacecraft I saw back in '98.
I would rather not think about that particular incident again.
Nevertheless, the Egyptian government built this library with the hopes that it would one day become a world-renowned repository of human knowledge, although the Pleiadians suggest that emotions and vibrations are more important than logic and reason, and they have the ability to travel the five-hundred light years to our planet. Not to mention how everything one needs to know (and then some) can be researched on the net. That's how I learned of the Pleiadians. The reptilians, on the other hand...I already knew. Biblically.
I was hoping to get Polly's reaction to the library, but it seems that he has discovered something called a "muhmorpuhga," and refuses to pry his eyes away from the computer next to me.
Polly: It's a browser-based MMORPG called Runescape. I'm already level fifteen and filthy, stinkin' rich. There are so many cats in Gielinor, and some of them are purple! Now if only I could get the Amulet of Catspeak from the Sphinx in Sophanem and start the quest to find Bob's lover....
Intriguing. I figured Polly could already speak cat. Polly, you do realize we are going to see the Sphinx in a couple days, don't you?
Polly: Shut up. I'm catassing this until I hit ninety-nine fishing.
If only my trowel were here to see it with me. Ah well, die Einsamkeit ist die Schule der Weisheit.